do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.
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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

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slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

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amerlcanapparel:

google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

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motiya:

See how chill and non competitive your life gets when you don’t judge other girls in how they dress, do their make up, or how many selfies they take. Take a nap by a window, glow up

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Stoner Fail #1

lifehacksandfacts:

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This police officer used some of the weed he confiscated to make pot brownies. He and his wife had a little too much, and the resulting 911 call is hilarious.

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